Time to Think

I just woke up!

Can you believe it? The truth is I am surprised I even slept. Last night I fell in love.

I met this hot dog vendor. It was about 3 am (well I guess I fell in love today! HA HA LOL- PS LOL means "laugh out loud" WHEEE!) and I say this small man pushing a cart filled with hot dogs. I ran up to him and asked him if I could have one. I didn't have any money on me but I offered to give him a lap dance. He told me the hot dogs were 2 days old and I could eat as many as I wanted.

Isn't that amazing?

I ask for one hot dog and he gives me the world (of hot dogs).

I have to run. I have the shits.