More guests

FRANK DECARO

and

CASEY WILSON

I have slept with one of these people.

Can you guess which one?

Oh, wait. Never mind. I slept with both of them.

Vagina Dreams

Last night I fell asleep on the sidewalk. Woooops! I accidentally ODed on alcohol, chips and pills. Not sure which ones but the blue kind. Me and Molly were having a great old time! We have a new kind of tickle game where I bury my head in between her legs for hours at a time. I love tickling my sister (not just cause she is black she is my family once again not because she is black). Molly was all STOP BITING. And I was all FUCK YOU I AM GOING FOR A WALK and I did. And I fell asleep. Ha ha ha. Aren't stories fun?

Rob Corddry

My ex-husband, Rob Corddry is going to be at my show on Thursday.
I will try not to beat him up.


SHOWGIRLS: THE BEST MOVIE EVER MADE. EVER!
4 NIGHTS ONLY
Thurs. June 5th at 9:30pm | $5 - Special guest Rob Corddry
Thurs. June 12th at 9:30pm | $5
Friday June 20th at 8pm | $8
Friday June 27th at 8pm | $8

UCB Los Angeles
5919 Franklin Ave (btw Tamarind & North Bronson)
323-908-8702 | tickets here http://losangeles.ucbtheatre.com/shows/910

Yo! What the fuck y'all!

Sorry I haven't written. JAIL! ha ha ha ha! I can't believe I had to spend time in jail. I mean come on, how many freaking or fucking times do I need to tell you - I am not a whore. I AM A DANCER. (PS. I really like "Dancing with the Stars.") Anywhooo. I was wearing a sexy dress the other day and I got bitten by the horny dog. (Not a real dog. I just get horny some times...as a former prostitute is want to to. he he he WANT!) So I was like I am gonna get my frig on. So I slipped into a Dairy Queen (I love those motherfucking Blizzards!) And I was just gonna rub one out in the ladies room. Well wouldn't you know I saw a very handsome man in uniform and I asked him (nicely) will you fuck me?

Apparently that was a POLICE uniform not a DAIRY QUEEN uniform. Wooops! And guess what folks...asking a cop to fuck you is some sort of crime.