Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Crack and Special K are not friends

You guys. Crack and Special K do not mix. For reals. My shit looks like a snickers bar covered in seaweed. That is fucking gross. Molly is mad at me 'cause I took a dump in the dishwasher. EXCUSE ME! But I didn't even know we had a dishwasher. Hello! How can this be my fault?

I just want to be loved.

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