Sorry I haven't written. JAIL! ha ha ha ha! I can't believe I had to spend time in jail. I mean come on, how many freaking or fucking times do I need to tell you - I am not a whore. I AM A DANCER. (PS. I really like "Dancing with the Stars.") Anywhooo. I was wearing a sexy dress the other day and I got bitten by the horny dog. (Not a real dog. I just get horny some times...as a former prostitute is want to to. he he he WANT!) So I was like I am gonna get my frig on. So I slipped into a Dairy Queen (I love those motherfucking Blizzards!) And I was just gonna rub one out in the ladies room. Well wouldn't you know I saw a very handsome man in uniform and I asked him (nicely) will you fuck me?
Apparently that was a POLICE uniform not a DAIRY QUEEN uniform. Wooops! And guess what folks...asking a cop to fuck you is some sort of crime.
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